Ladies and gentlemen…

“Ladies and gentlemen, we are here today to bid farewell to

our departed neighbour, old Bob Flowers. Is there anyone in

the congregation who would like to say a few nice words

about him?” asked the vicar.

But there was silence.

“Come on now, don’t be shy, someone must remember

something good about him.”

Still no response.

“Please, someone say something,” pleaded the harassed

vicar. All of a sudden, a voice was heard at the back of the


“His brother was worse.”

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