Lady Cynthia, a spinster for 60 years, was finally forced to
get married because of financial difficulties within her
aristocratic family. On the night of the honeymoon, she
walked into the bedroom wearing a long white nightdress
and a pair of long white gloves.
“What’s this for, old girl?” demanded her new husband.
“Why are you wearing gloves?”
She replied haughtily, “One has been informed that one has
to actually handle the so-called member.”