Lady Cynthia, a spinster for 60 years…

Lady Cynthia, a spinster for 60 years, was finally forced to

get married because of financial difficulties within her

aristocratic family. On the night of the honeymoon, she

walked into the bedroom wearing a long white nightdress

and a pair of long white gloves.

“What’s this for, old girl?” demanded her new husband.

“Why are you wearing gloves?”

She replied haughtily, “One has been informed that one has

to actually handle the so-called member.”

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