Letterman – Top Ten Things Governor Schwarzenegger Hears In A Typical Day

10. When are you going to drop the phony accent?

9. Read the Education Budget and then you can have some Strudel.

8. Why does this place always smell like Baby Oil?

7. Are you driving the Hummer to the Earth Day rally?

6. Letterman on the phone again — should I tell him you’re still in a meeting?

5. The Governor will answer a few questions then show off his abs and delts.

4. Relax, Governor — I wasn’t sent from the future to kill you.

3. When shaking hands with assembly members, stop squeezing once you hear a crack.

2. You gave up a $25 million salary to do this?!

1. Governor, please put the desk down.

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