Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods…

Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods when suddenly the Big Bad Wolf jumped out from behind a tree and, holding a machete to her throat, said, Red, I’m going to screw your brains out!

To that, Little Red Riding Hood calmly reached into her picnic basket and pulled out a .44 magnum and pointed it at him and said, No you’re not! You’re going to eat me, just like it says in the book!

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