Looking through an open bedroom window one night…

Looking through an open bedroom window one night, a
Peeping Tom came upon a young couple playing a rather
kinky game. Stark naked, they were sitting in opposite corners of the room, a bag of marbles besides the man, and
a pile of hoops besides the woman. As he watched the
woman threw a hoop and it landed on the man’s erect penis.
“Hooray!” she said “One to me”.
Then the man rolled a marble straight between her legs and
cheered “Now it’s one all.”
The next day the Peeping Tom’s wife was going shopping
and asked him if there was anything he needed.
“Yes,” he replied with a secret grin on his face “A bag of
sprouts and a packet of polo mints.”

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