Lovely Locket

At a fine jewelry store, a young man bought an expensive locket as a present for his girlfriend. Don’t you want her name engraved upon it? asked the jeweler. The young man thought for a moment, and then, ever the pragmatic, steadfastly replied,

No, just engrave it: To My One And Only Love. That way, if we break up and she throws it back at me in anger, I can use it again.

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