To avoid being called up for active duty two men pulled all
their teeth out before going in for their medical
examination. On this particular morning there were just 3 of
them – the two friends and a dirty looking tramp.
The first friend stood before the doctor and told him he had
no teeth. The doctor put his finger in the man’s mouth, ran
it around his gums and agreed that he was not fit for active
The doctor then turned to the tramp who told him he had
very very painful piles.
“OK,” said the doctor, “drop your trousers and turn round
so that I can examine you.”
The tramp did as he was told and the doctor stuck his finger
up the man’s arse and felt around.
“Mmm, they are bad,” said the doctor. “You’ve failed the test
He then turned to the second friend and said, “What’s
wrong with you?”
The man looked at the doctor’s finger and shook his head
“Nothing, nothing at all, doctor.”