Mr O’Malley, you are up before this court for being drunk and disorderly…

“Mr O’Malley, you are up before this court for being drunk
and disorderly. Do you have anything to say in your
defence?”
“Yes, your honour. I fell into bad company. I met some nondrinkers
in the park.”
“But why should that be bad?”
“I had a bottle of whisky with me and I had to drink it all
myself.”

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