Man walks into a pharmacy, and goes up to the counter: “Hey, Mr. Pharmacist, where do you keep the condoms? My girlfriend’s waiting in the car” The pharmacist replies, “Ah. Right there, Aisle 22.” The guy comes back a little later with a box of condoms, and has the pharmacist ring him up. “Would you like a paper bag?” asks the pharmacist.
“Oh, no.” the man replies, “My girlfriend isn’t that ugly.”