My date asked me to tell her a funny story about my self…

My date asked me to tell her a funny story about my self.

I said, “Once I mistakenly thought super glue was lube and got my hand stuck on my cock.”

“Oh my god!” she winced in horror, “you poor thing that must have been awful.”

“No not really,” I replied, “I just spent the day wanking.”

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