Nine-year-old Aaron came home from the playground…

Nine-year-old Aaron came home from the playground with a bloody nose, black eye, and torn clothing.

It was obvious he’d been in a bad fight and lost.

While his father was patching him up, he asked his son what happened.

Well, Dad, said Aaron, I challenged Larry to a duel. And, you know, I gave him his choice of weapons.

Uh-huh, said the father, that seems fair.

I know, but I never thought he’d choose his sister!

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