Nine-year-old Aaron came home from the playground with a bloody nose, black eye, and torn clothing.
It was obvious he’d been in a bad fight and lost.
While his father was patching him up, he asked his son what happened.
Well, Dad, said Aaron, I challenged Larry to a duel. And, you know, I gave him his choice of weapons.
Uh-huh, said the father, that seems fair.
I know, but I never thought he’d choose his sister!