Up at ‘Pearly Gates Customs’, St. Peter was

checking people through. “Occupation?” he

asked the first person. “Physician,” came the

reply. “Good. In you go.” When asked the same

question, the next person replied, “Kindergarten

teacher.” Same response. “Right. In you go.”

When the pianist turn came he said, “Piano

player.” “Oh good, you’re here! Go around the

side and up the stairs. You can change in the

washroom in the hallway.”

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