OFFICE DICTIONARY

Blamestorming: Sitting around in a group discussing who’s to blame for a missed deadline or a failed project.

 

Chainsaw Consultant: An outside expert brought in to reduce the employee headcount, leaving the top brass with clean hands.

 

Cube Farm: An office filled with cubicles.

 

Prairie Dogging: When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm, and heads pop up over the walls to see what’s going on.

 

Ego Surfing: Googling one’s own name.

 

Keyboard Plaque: The disgusting buildup of dirt and crud found on computer keyboards.

 

Ohno Second: That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you’ve just made a huge mistake.

 

SITCOMs: Single Income, Two Kids, Oppressive Mortgage.

 

Stress Puppy: A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and whiny.

 

Treeware: Printed documentation or paperwork.

 

Xerox Subsidy: Free photocopies from one’s workplace.

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