On a walking holiday over Dartmoor, a man comes across a
naked youth tied to a tree.
“Oh thank goodness you’ve found me,” exclaims the youth.
“I was out for a day’s walk when I got attacked by two bastards
who robbed me of everything I had, and even took my
clothes. It’s been a bloody nightmare.”
The walker looked at the boy and smiled.
“It’s just not your day, is it, son?” he said, unbuckling his