On a walking holiday over Dartmoor, a man comes across a naked youth tied to a tree…

On a walking holiday over Dartmoor, a man comes across a

naked youth tied to a tree.

“Oh thank goodness you’ve found me,” exclaims the youth.

“I was out for a day’s walk when I got attacked by two bastards

who robbed me of everything I had, and even took my

clothes. It’s been a bloody nightmare.”

The walker looked at the boy and smiled.

“It’s just not your day, is it, son?” he said, unbuckling his

trousers.

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