On the day of Jack’s funeral…

On the day of Jack’s funeral, the undertakers took his coffin

up to the church in a coach and four black horses. Now the

church was at the top of a steep hill and suddenly, without

warning, the doors of the coach flew open and the coffin

careered back down the hill. By the time it reached the

bottom, it was going a fair pace and smashed through the

doors of the chemist shop, hitting the counter and bursting

open.

“Aaargh,” screamed the assistant as Jack sat up and said,

“Can you give me something to stop me coughing?”

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