On the death of her husband, Eva placed a notice in the local newspaper…

On the death of her husband, Eva placed a notice in the local

newspaper.

“Robert Percy, aged 62, died of VD on June 7, at 3pm.”

The next day, she met her friend in the street and her friend

asked her, somewhat puzzled, “But Eva, I thought you told

me he died of a bowel complaint?”

“He did,” she replied, “but I’d prefer people to remember

him as a great lover rather than the little shit he really was.”

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