Once a month, the vicar goes on a tour of his outlying parish…

Once a month, the vicar goes on a tour of his outlying parish

and as he’s walking up the lane to one of the more remote

farms he sees the farmer in a field shagging a goat. Averting

his eyes he continues on and spots the farmer’s son behind

the haystack being intimate with a sheep.

Then, just as he gets to the farmyard he catches sight of the

old grandfather masturbating. Unable to control his

disgust, the vicar marches up to the front door and knocks

loudly.

“Oh, good morning, Vicar,” says the farmer’s wife, “this is a

nice surprise.”

“Surprise my foot,” splutters the vicar. “I’ve just seen your

husband shagging a goat, your son fucking a sheep and your

grandfather having a wank.”

“Yes, I know, its very sad,” she says, “but you see, grandpa’s

too old to go chasing the animals anymore.”

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