Once there were 3 people in an airplane…

Once there were 3 people in an airplane, one took a bite out of

an apple. She thought it was too sweet so she threw it out of 

the plane. The second person took a bite out of a lemon and she 

thought it was too sour so, she threw it out of the plane. Then 

the last person took a bite out of a grenade and he thought it 

was too crunchy so, he threw it out of the plane. Then they 

landed and decided to go for a walk. They first passed a little 

girl who was crying and they asked, “little girl, little girl, 

why are you crying?” and the little girl said, “an apple came 

down and killed my new kitty”. Next they passed a little boy 

who 

was also crying. And they again asked, “little boy, little boy, 

why are you crying?” and the little boy said, “a lemon came 

down 

and killed my new puppy.” Then they passed a blonde sitting on 

the side walk laughing her butt off. They asked, “why are you 

laughing so hard?” and the blonde said, “I farted and the 

building behind me blew up!!!”

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