Once there were three construction workers. When it was lunchtime one day, they all sat down together.
The first one opened his lunchbox and said, Eeew, turkey! I hate turkey! So he shot himself with a rivet gun.
The second one opened his lunchbox and said, Eeew, ham! I hate ham! So he jumped off the building.
The third one opened his box and said, Eeew, mac and cheese! I hate mac and cheese! So he ran himself over with a bulldozer.
At the funeral, their three wives were talking about their lost husbands. The first two were very sad, but the third was rather puzzled.
The first wife said, I thought he liked turkey!
The second one said, I thought he liked ham!
But the third one was still puzzled. She said, I thought he packed his own lunch.