One Sunday, the priest happened to notice that one of his
congregation took £10 out of the collection, instead of
putting something in. He decided to say nothing about it,
assuming the poor chap was in dire need of some money.
However the following Sunday it happened again and the
priest felt he had to act. After the service was over, he took
the man to one side and confronted him with his wrongdoing.
“Oh Father, please forgive me,” said the man, blushing
“I did it because I was in desperate need of a blow job.”
Surprised at the reply, the priest made the man promise that
he would never steal again. But the incident stayed in the
priest’s mind and later that evening, he decided to ring his
old friend who was Mother Superior at the nearby convent.
“Good evening, Bernadette, sorry to disturb you at such a
late hour. I wonder if you could tell me what a blow job is?”
She replied immediately. “About £10.”