Pat and Mike came over to America on the boat together…

Pat and Mike came over to America on the boat together. On the day they arrived in Philadelphia they found a room and that night they vowed to find jobs the next day. On the evening of the next day they compared notes. Pat: “So, Michael, did ya find any work? Mike: “Nay, nodda bit, Paddy. And you?” Pat: “Aye. Found work in a tool factory. Don’t ya know, they works to a thousandths of an inch!” Mike: “A thousandths of an inch!!” Mike ponders this for a moment and then asks: “Paddy, how many thousandths are there in an inch?” Pat: “Sure, Michael, and I don’t know. From the looks, there must be millions of them!”

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