— Since my last report, this employee not only hit rock bottom, he’s begun tunneling.
— His team would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity.
— I would not allow this employee to breed.
— This young lady has delusions of adequacy.
— He sets low personal standards and consistently fails to achieve them.
— This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
— Clients detest this employee on sight.
— She brings a lot of joy whenever she leaves the room.
— If you see two people talking and one looks bored, he’s the other one.
— A prime candidate for natural de-selection.
— Already donated his brain to science.
— An employee of two minds: one is lost and the other is out looking for it.
— If you give her a penny for her thoughts, you’ll get change.
— Unbelievable that he beat 1,000,000 other sperm to the egg.
— The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead.