One night, Peter was home watching TV when his wife entered the room and asked, If I died, would you remarry? Peter thought for a second then said Yeah I guess I would. Then his the wife asked, well would you have her as your golfing partner? Peter replied, yep I probably would do that too. But surely you wouldnt give her my clubs?!, she cried. Peter looked at her and said, Nah, shes left handed.