Please, sir, it wasnt me!

Biddle and Payne, two elderly English professors, were having lunch in the cafeteria. During the course of the conversation, Biddle said,A student gave me a peculiar answer in class today. I asked who wrote the Merchant of Venice and a sophomore said, Please, sir, it wasnt me! Ha, ha! laughed Payne. And I suppose the little snot had done it all along!

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