President Clinton died and knocked at the Pearly Gates…

President Clinton died and knocked at the Pearly Gates. Who goes there? inquired St. Peter. Its me, Bill Clinton. What bad things did you do on earth? Clinton thought a bit and answered, Well, I smoked marijuana, but you shouldn’t hold that against me because I didn’t inhale. And I lied, but I didn’t commit perjury. After several moments of deliberation St. Peter replied, OK, heres the deal. Well send you someplace where it is very hot, but we wont call it Hell. You’ll be there for an indefinite period of time, but we wont call it eternity. And don’t abandon all hope upon entering, just don’t hold your breath waiting for it to freeze over.

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