Pritam is driving down the Delhi-Amritsar highway, when he spots his friend Shankar standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices that Shankar is just standing there, doing nothing, looking at nothing.
Pritam gets out of the car, walks all the way out to Shankar and asks him, “Excuse me, what are you doing?”
Shankar replies, “I’m trying to win a Nobel Prize.”
“How?” asks Pritam, puzzled.
“Well I heard they give the Noble Prize to people who are out standing in their field.”