Questions Asked of Librarians

Do you have books here?

Do you have any books with photographs of dinosaurs?

Can you tell me why so many famous Civil War battles were fought on National Park sites?

Where in the library can I find a power socket for for my hairdryer?

Do you have that book by Rushdie, ‘Satanic Nurses’? [Actual title: ‘Satanic Verses’]

I am seeking a directory of laws that I can break, so that I would be returned to jail for a couple of years.

Do you have a list of all the books I’ve ever read?

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