Reasons nipple rings are a Bad idea

* Perpetual delays at airport security scanners.

* Potential law suits from elderly people with pacemakers.

* A friend asks to see your “ring” and in a blonde moment you almost do it.

* For some reason, combs will seem like threats.

* Mud wrestling as an occupation is no longer an option.

* Cats and babies are attracted to shiny things.

* You’ll now have to deal with Velcro nightmares.

* The aging process has taken on a whole new meaning.

* Skinny dipping is a real challenge because of your artificial lures.

* Lightning… it’s not just something that happens to other people anymore.

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