* You gain a new and much higher threshold for pain.
* You have more than just your purse to keep from losing your car keys.
* With a little body English and a short copper wire, you can pick up pay-per-view if the weather is right.
* You can now jump car batteries without cables.
* With only a spinning table and spot light you can earn extra cash renting yourself out to Club parties.
* Those nasty stretch marks are no longer the center of attention for your husband or boyfriend.
* You always have a ready replacement if you lose your wedding ring.
* Every elf in the universe is now your loyal friend for life.
* Hanging “ten” is child’s play. Hanging “by two”?? Now that’s impressive!
* Hard vibrators can be “way more” than a girl’s best friend.