Sally (a blonde)…

Sally (a blonde) was seen going into the woods with a small package
and a large bird cage. She was gone several days but finally she
returned. Her friend, Liz, never saw Sally looking’ so sad.
Liz,Heard you went off in the woods for a couple of days. Glad
you got back okay…but you look so sad. Why??
Sally,Cause I just can’t get a man.
Liz, Well, you sure won’t find one in the middle of the woods.
Sally, Don’t be so silly. I know that. But I went in the woods
cause I needed something there that would get me a man. But I
couldn’t find it.
Liz, I don’t understand what you’re talking about.
Sally, Well, I went there to catch a couple of owls. I took some
dead mice and a bird cage.
Liz, So, how’s that going help you get a man.
Sally, Well, I heard the best way to get a man is to have a good
pair of hooters.

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