Sarah was reading a newspaper while her husband was engrossed in a magazine…

Sarah was reading a newspaper while her husband was engrossed in a magazine. ¬†Suddenly, she burst out laughing. “Listen to this,” she said. ¬†“There’s a classified ad here where a guy is offering to swap his wife for a season ticket to the stadium.” “Hmmm,” her husband said, not looking up from his magazine. Teasing him, Sarah said, “Would you swap me for a season ticket?” “Absolutely not,” he said. “How sweet,” Sarah said. ¬†“Tell me why not.” “Season’s more than half over”, he said.

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