Saturday morning was the time for all the milk accounts to be settled…

Saturday morning was the time for all the milk accounts to

be settled and the task of collecting the money fell to a

young man who accompanied the milkman. Number 47

Lansdowne Road was opened by a bored and lonely woman

who suggested that instead of paying the £6 bill, she might

pay him in sex. The young man agreed, stepped inside and

they went into a back room. As she removed her clothes, he

dropped his trousers to reveal the biggest todger she’d ever

seen. But as she watched, he took a number of washers out

of his pocket and slipped them over his massive hardware.

“You don’t have to do that,” she said, “I can take anything

you can give me.”

“Maybe,” he replied, “but not for a small bill of just £6.”

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