She needed some cyanide…

A lady walked into a pharmacy and told the pharmacist that she needed some cyanide. The pharmacist said, ‘Why in the world do you need cyanide?’ The lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband. The pharmacist’s eyes got big and he said, ‘I can’t give you cyanide e to kill your husband! they’ll throw both of us in jail!’ The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist’s wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, ‘Well, now. You didn’t tell me you had a prescription.’

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