Signs of the 21st century

— You haven’t played solitaire with a real deck of cards in years.

— You have a list of 20 phone numbers to reach five people.

— You chat several times a day with a Nigerian prince over e-mail, but you couldn’t name your neighbor.

— When paying a cashier, you only know how to respond to “credit or debit” — what the hell is “cash”?

— You think “music in the air” refers to free downloads.

— You lose touch with any family member who doesn’t have an email address.

— Second-day delivery takes way too long.

— You need PowerPoint to explain what you do for a living.

– A “half day” means leaving at 5 p.m.

— You find jokes on computers, not in books or word of mouth.

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