— You haven’t played solitaire with a real deck of cards in years.
— You have a list of 20 phone numbers to reach five people.
— You chat several times a day with a Nigerian prince over e-mail, but you couldn’t name your neighbor.
— When paying a cashier, you only know how to respond to “credit or debit” — what the hell is “cash”?
— You think “music in the air” refers to free downloads.
— You lose touch with any family member who doesn’t have an email address.
— Second-day delivery takes way too long.
— You need PowerPoint to explain what you do for a living.
– A “half day” means leaving at 5 p.m.
— You find jokes on computers, not in books or word of mouth.