So this guy is on speed, which makes him feel really horny…

So this guy is on speed, which makes him feel really horny, so he walks into a whore house to get himself a good f**k. On the inside he remembers that he’s a bit short on cash so he says to the mistress:

 

– “Listen, I only have five dollars, can you help me out?”

The lady says:

– “Sure, go up the stairs and go in the door on the right.”

The guy goes up the stairs and in through the door. He sees a chicken sitting on a table. He is a little disappointed but the speed is kicking in so he figures:

– “Oh well you get what you pay for!”, and he screws that chicken to near death, there are feathers flying everywhere.

 

So the next day the guy is still a bit high and decides to go back to the whorehouse. He says to the madam:

 

– “Listen lady, I’ve only got two bucks today. Can you do anything at all for me?”

– “Sure!” says the madam. “Go up the stairs and in the door on the left this time”.

 

The guy goes in through the door on the left and finds a bunch of guys staring through a two-way mirror at two beautiful lesbians having sex.

 

-“This is fantastic. Only two bucks for this!!” the guy says to one of the other men. The other man says

– “Yes, but you should have been here yesterday, there was guy in there fucking a chicken!”

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