Some funny things that you should NEVER say at the pub…

‘If I ever have twins, I’d use one for parts.’

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‘Animals may be our friends. But they won’t pick you up at the airport.’

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‘Contrary to what most people would say, the most dangerous animal in the world is not the lion or the tiger or even the elephant. It’s a shark riding on an elephant’s back, just trampling and eating everything they see.’

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‘I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.’

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