Some funny things that you should NEVER say at the pub…

‘If I ever have twins, I’d use one for parts.’


‘Animals may be our friends. But they won’t pick you up at the airport.’


‘Contrary to what most people would say, the most dangerous animal in the world is not the lion or the tiger or even the elephant. It’s a shark riding on an elephant’s back, just trampling and eating everything they see.’


‘I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.’

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