Staying overnight at a prestigious hotel, the couple were
disturbed by the dreadful noise coming from downstairs.
The man was soon on the phone to reception.
“What’s all this noise about, I’ve spent a lot of money coming
here and I don’t expect to be kept awake all night by that
“I’m very sorry, Sir,” said the receptionist, “they’re holding
the Policeman’s Ball.”
“Well, tell them to leave the bugger alone, so we can get