Doctors — “Take off your clothes.”


Dentist — “Open wide.”


Hairdressers — “Do you want it teased or blown?”


Milkmen — “Do you want it in front or in back?”


Interior decorators — “Once you have it all in, you’ll love it.”


Bankers — “If you take it out too soon, you’ll lose interest.”


Police officers — “Spread ’em.”


Mailmen — “I’ve got a package for you.”


Pilots — “I take off fast, but bring it in slow and steady.”


Hunters — “I love going deep in the bush.”

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