SUGGESTIVE PROFESSIONS

Doctors — “Take off your clothes.”

 

Dentist — “Open wide.”

 

Hairdressers — “Do you want it teased or blown?”

 

Milkmen — “Do you want it in front or in back?”

 

Interior decorators — “Once you have it all in, you’ll love it.”

 

Bankers — “If you take it out too soon, you’ll lose interest.”

 

Police officers — “Spread ’em.”

 

Mailmen — “I’ve got a package for you.”

 

Pilots — “I take off fast, but bring it in slow and steady.”

 

Hunters — “I love going deep in the bush.”

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