Taking a short cut home through the park one night…

Taking a short cut home through the park one night, a

spinster was confronted by a mugger.

“Give me all your money and jewellery,” he demanded.

“But, I haven’t got anything,” she replied.

Not believing her, the man started to search her body. His

hands moved everywhere, inside her blouse and up her skirt

until he was satisfied she wasn’t hiding anything. He was

about to go when she said to him coyly, “Go on, keep trying,

I can always write you a cheque.”

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