Taxing Profession

A woman goes to an accountant to file her taxes.


The accountant says, “Before we begin, I need to ask a few questions. What is your occupation?”


The woman replies, “I’m a whore.”


The accountant says, “No, no, no. That is much too crass. Let’s try to rephrase that.”


The woman replies, “OK, I’m a prostitute.”


“No, that is still too crude. Try again.”


They both think for a minute, then the woman states, “I’m a chicken farmer.”


The accountant asks, “What does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute?”


“Well, I raised over 5,000 c**ks last year.”

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