Ten Again

A man said to his wife, What would you most like for your birthday?

She replied, I’d love to be Ten again.

On the morning of her birthday, he gets her up bright and early and off they go to a theme Park. Every ride in the Park, he puts her on it. The Death Slide, The Screaming loop, The Wall of Fear, everything there is she has a ride. She staggers out of the theme park five hours later, her head is reeling and her stomach upside down. Into MacDonald’s they go, where she’s given a Double Big Mac with extra fries. Then it’s off to cinema to see Star Wars, more burgers, popcorn, Cola and sweets.

At last she staggers home with her husband and collapses into bed. Husband leans over and says, Well dear what was it like being ten again?

One eye opened and she groaned, Actually, I meant dress size!

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