Ten signs that you’re a mother…

1. You count the number of sprinkles on each kid’s cupcake to make sure they are equal.
2. You have time to shave only one leg at at time.
3. You hide in the bathroom to be alone.
4. You hire a baby sitter because you haven’t been out with your husband in ages, then you spend half the night talking about and checking on the kids.
5. You find yourself cutting your husband’s sandwiches into unusual shapes.
6. You fast-forward through the scene when the hunter shoots Bambi’s mother.
7. You hear your mother’s voice coming out of your mouth when you say: Not in your good clothes.
8. You stop criticizing the way your mother raised you.
9. You read that the average-five-year old asks 437 questions a day and feel proud that your kid is above average.
10. You say at least once a day I’m not cut out for this job, but you know you wouldn’t trade it for anything.

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