The church was in a very bad state of repair…

The church was in a very bad state of repair and all sorts of

fundraising ideas were being considered. It was decided that

some of the wealthy business people could be approached

and on this morning, the vicar was escorting a local

millionaire around the church to see for himself the critical

state it was in. As the vicar pointed out the cracks in the

stonework over the front porch, a piece of masonry fell off

and hit the millionaire on the head. Rubbing his head

gingerly, the man said, “I see what you mean, Vicar, here’s a

cheque for £200.”

As they were leaving, the vicar looked up and shouted, “Go

on, Lord, hit the tight-fisted bugger again!”

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