The couple had been married for many years…

The couple had been married for many years and all

romance had gone out of their marriage. One day, as his wife

was getting ready for bed, he grabbed her boobs and her

bum, saying, “If these were firmer you wouldn’t need so

much scaffolding!”

The wife was very upset and the next day when the husband

stripped off to have a shower, she grabbed hold of his todger

and said, “If this was firmer, I wouldn’t need the man next

door.”

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