The couple had been married many years…

The couple had been married many years and it had got to

the stage where any romance that might have been, had died

long ago. On a shopping trip into town they stopped off at

the tailor’s to get the husband fitted for a new pair of

trousers.

“What size zip would you like?” asked the assistant.

“Oh, the longest you’ve got,” he quickly replied.

After they’d left the shop the wife turned to him and

remarked bitterly, “You remind me of that good-for-nothing

brother of yours. Every day he opens the doors of his double

garage and wheels out a bicycle.”

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