The electricity man called round at number 63 Ramtop
Drive to turn on the power for the new tenants. After
knocking at the door for some time it was eventually opened
by a small boy.
“Where’s your mum, son?” he asked.
The little boy didn’t answer but just pointed at the stairs. So,
thinking there was something wrong, he went up the stairs
and walked into the bedroom. There on the bed was a
woman being shagged by a huge billy goat. He rushed back
down the stairs, badly shaken by what he had seen, and
stammered at the little boy.
“Son, son, do you know what’s going on up there, do you
know what they’re doing?”
The boy just looked at him and then said,