The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an eagle to a condom…

The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an eagle to a condom because it more accurately reflects the government’s political stance.

 

A condom stands up to inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you’re actually being screwed.

 

Damn, it just doesn’t get more accurate than that.

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