At a country club party a young man was introduced to an attractive girl. Immediately he began paying her court and flattering her outrageously. The girl liked the young man, but she was taken a bit aback by his fast and ardent pitch. She was amazed when after 30 minutes he seriously proposed marriage.
Look, she said. We only met a half hour ago. How can you be so sure? We know nothing about each other.
You’re wrong, the young man declared. For the past 5 years I’ve been working in the bank where your father has his account.