The little boy’s mum had shaved off all her pubic hair, ready
to wear her skimpy bikini when they went on holiday.
“Where’s all your hair gone?” asked her son.
“I’ve lost my sponge,” she replied dismissively and told him
to go out to play. Sometime later he returned with a big smile
on his face.
“Mummy, mummy, am I a good boy for finding your
Puzzled, mum asked him where it was and he answered her
proudly, “The lady across the road is washing daddy’s face