The Lone Ranger and Tonto have just spent a month riding through the desert…

The Lone Ranger and Tonto have just spent a month riding
through the desert before landing up at Prickly Gulch Creek
where they go into the saloon for a much needed drink.
They’ve only been in there a few minutes when a man runs
in asking if anyone owns a big white horse.
“That’s mine,” replies the Lone Ranger. “Is there anything
wrong?”
“Sure is, the animal’s collapsed,” says the man.
The Lone Ranger and Tonto go outside to see poor Silver
lying prostrate on the ground, but after giving him some
water he seems to revive a bit. The Lone Ranger turns to
Tonto and says, “Will you just run around him for a few
minutes so he can feel a breeze and that’ll soon put him
right.”
Tonto starts to run around Silver while the Lone Ranger goes
back inside to finish his drink. A moment later another man
rushes in asking who owns the white horse outside.
“Bloody hell,” says the Lone Ranger. “That’s mine, now
what’s wrong?”
“Oh your horse is alright,” says the man, “but you’ve left
your injun running.”

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